问题补充：
英语幽默幽默小故事 英语
答案：
【答案】 1)TOMS EXCUSE
Teacher:Tom,why are you late for school every day?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,School-Go
Slow.
汤姆的借口
老师：汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到?
汤姆：我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着：学校----慢行.
2)
A man goes to church and starts talking to God.He says:God,what is a million dollars to you? and God says:A penny,then the man says:God,what is a million years to you? and God says:a second,then the man says:God,can I have a penny? and God says In a second
一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:主啊,一百万美元对你意味着多少?上帝回答:一便士.男子又问:那一百万年呢?上帝说:一秒钟.最后男子请求道:上帝,我能得到一便士吗?上帝回答:过一秒钟.
3))Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of matches.When Tommy came back,mother asked him,”Did you buy a good box of matches?”
“Yes,Mum.”Tommy replied,”I have tried them all.”
一盒小火柴
妈妈让汤米去马路对面的商店里买一盒好用的火柴.汤米回来后,妈妈问他,“你买的是好用的火柴吗?”
“是的,妈妈.”汤米回答,“我把它们都试过了.”
