文艺情话一直都是热门话题
在各种经典电影中我们看过太多
最近不知道是什么情况，
大家突然都不喜欢文艺的情话的了。
各种土到龟裂的情话喷涌而出。
一瞬间真觉得自己招架不住。
好吧，为了跟上潮流，
今天我们就来土个够，一起来感受下
英文版“土味情话”的魅（gan）力（ga）
1
- I had a bad dream yesterday.
- What kind of dream?
- A dream without you.
- 我昨天做了一个噩梦。
- 什么噩梦？
- 没有你的梦。
2
-You know, I’m so full right now, I can’t eat anymore.
-What did you eat?
-You know what it is.
You are the one who give it to me. That’s your love.
- 我不能再吃了，我吃撑了。
- 你吃什么了？
- 你知道的，就是你给我的爱呀。
3
I don"t want to smash into the wall anymore.
I just want to smash into your chest.
我不想撞南墙了
我只想撞你的胸膛
4
-Have you got a lighter?
-No.
-Then how did you manage to set my heart on fire?
- 你有打火机吗？
- 没有。
- 那你是怎么点燃我的心的？
5
- Excuse me, may I ask you the way?
- Which way?
- The way to your heart.
- 不好意思，我可以向你问路吗？
- 你要去哪里？
- 去你心里。
6
Cloudy day, rainy day, sunny day.
None of them values more than a day in which you talk to me.
莫文蔚的阴天
孙燕姿的雨天
周杰伦的晴天
都不如你和我聊天
7
- You must have cheated!
- Why?
- Because you always get full marks in my heart.
- 你肯定是开挂了！
- 为什么？
- 因为你在我心里一直是满分！
8
What meat do you think I like the most, pork or beef?
What I like the most is you--the meat of my heart.
你猜我最喜欢猪肉还是牛肉？
我最喜欢你这块心头肉
9
I have a bad news for you.
The way I think about you is no longer pure.
跟你说一个坏消息
我对你的想法已经不单纯了
10
- Are you getting fat lately?
Why are you weighing more and more in my heart?
- 你最近是不是又胖了？
为什么你在我心里的分量越来越重了呢？
11
- Do you have a map?
- What?
- I’m getting lost in your eyes.
- 你有地图吗？
- 怎么啦？
- 我在你的双眸中迷失了方向。
12
- You just like a camera.
- Why?
- You make me smile whenever I see you.
- 你就像部照相机。
- 为什么这么说？
- 一看到你我就忍不住嘴角上扬。
13
They say Disneyland is the happiest place in the world.
Actually, they haven’t been next to you before.
大家都说迪士尼是世界上最令人感到幸福的地方。
实际上，那是因为他们从未待在你身边。
14
- Are you a magician?
- Why?
- Because whenever I look at you, everything else disappears.
- 你是魔术师吗？
- 啊？为什么？
- 因为每次看到你，周围的一切都黯然失色。
15
- Don’t steal things from me anymore!
- Ah! What?
- My heart.
- 不要再偷我东西啦！
- 啊？什么东西？
- 我的心。
16
- Are we friends now?
- Of course!
- We won’t be friends in future.
- Why?
- Because you will be my girlfriend.
- 我们现在是朋友吗？
- 当然啦！
- 以后就不是了。
- 为什么？
- 以后你是我女朋友。
17
Do you know my original name?
I don"t know.
My original name was Wang, but it changed to Fu the moment I met you.
(Note: Fu has the same pronunciation as the word "happiness" in Chinese.)
“你知道我本来姓什么吗？”
“不知道。”
“我本来姓王，但是遇见了你，我就幸（姓）福了。”
18
There are 100 ways to feel sweet.
Eating sugar, eating cakes,
and thinking about you in 98 ways every day.
甜有100种方法
吃糖、吃蛋糕
还有每天想你98次
19
There is no boundary for the sea of misery.
Turn back.
And you"ll see me.
苦海无涯
回头是我
20
Any of my Moments that you"ve put a thumb on
is called a doughnut Moment.
被你赞过的朋友圈
叫甜甜圈
21
I think you look like a relative of mine.
You look like my father"s son-in-law.
我觉得你像我的一个亲戚
你像我爸的女婿
怎么样？
这些“土味情话”撩到你了吗？
转发给你喜欢的小哥哥（小姐姐）吧~
TA一定会get到你的爱意哒！
一起来聊聊
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