1、今天你有点怪，怪可爱的。
You e a little weird today. You e cute.
反：我看你也有点怪，丑八怪。
Anti: I think you e a little weird, ugly.
2、你知道什么酒最好喝吗？和你的天长地久。
Do you know whats the best drink? And your forever.
反：我看你需要醒醒酒。
Anti: I think you need to wake up.
3、莫文蔚的阴天，孙燕姿的雨天，周杰伦的晴天，都不如你和我聊天。
The cloudy days of Mok Wen Wei, the rainy days of Stefanie Sun and the sunny days of Jay Chou are not as good as the chat between you and me.
反：求求你让我安静一天。
Anti: I beg you to keep me quiet for a day.
4、我想买一块地。什么地？你的死心塌地。
I want to buy a piece of land. Where? You e dead set.
反：我想送你一块地。什么地？墓地。
Anti: I want to give you a piece of land. Where? cemetery.
5、你知道我喜欢喝什么吗？呵护你。
Do you know what I like to drink? Take care of you.
反：我想一巴掌呼死你。
Anti: I want to slap you to death.
6、你属什么的？我属狗。不对啊！你属于我。
What do you belong to? Im a dog. No! You belong with me.
反：你是狗吗？
Anti: Are you a dog?
7、你猜我想吃什么？什么？痴痴地望着你。
What do you think I want to eat? what? Looking at you crazily.
反：我猜你今天没吃药。
Anti: I guess you didn take your medicine today.
8、现在几点了？一点。不，是我们幸福的起点。
What time is it now? one oclock. No, its the starting point of our happiness.
反：你再说，就是我们幸福的终点。
Anti: You say, is the end of our happiness.
9、这是我的手背，这是我的脚背，你是我的宝贝。
This is the back of my hand, this is the back of my foot, you are my baby.
反：认识你我点背。
Anti: I want to know you.
10、我可以向你问路吗？问吧，请问去你心里怎么走？
May I ask you the way? Ask, how can I get to your heart?
反：哦，封死了。
Anti: Oh, its sealed.
11、我觉得你太过分了，过分甜了。
I think you are too much, too sweet.
反：过分甜啦！让你得糖尿病了不。
Anti: too sweet! It makes you diabetic No.
12、情人眼里出西施，你看看我的眼里是不是都是你。
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. See if all my eyes are yours.
反：你的眼睛太小了，我什么都看不到。
Anti: Your eyes are too small for me to see anything.
13、你对我笑一下，你不笑我怎么睡得着啊。
You smile at me. I can sleep without you laughing.
反：呵呵！
Anti: ha ha!
