我们以后就不要再见面了，毕竟洗头发好累，洗发水好累！
We don want to meet again in the future, after all, hair washing is very tired, shampoo is very tired!
有时候感觉自己好像变丑了，拿出身份证来一看，原来是多虑了！
Sometimes I feel as if Im getting ugly. When I take out my ID card, I think Im worried!
如果十年后，你未趋，我未嫁，那我们真是太惨了！
If ten years later, you don follow me and I don marry, then we are really miserable!
开心点，没什么好在意的，反正谁都别想活着离开这个世界！
Cheer up, theres nothing to care about, no one can leave this world alive anyway!
别问我是否爱过你，因为我的爱在与你无关！
Don ask me if I loved you, because my love has nothing to do with you!
我不是你的晴天娃娃，所以没必要时时刻刻向你微笑！
I am not your sunny doll, so there is no need to smile at you all the time!
若不是真心，就不要随意插足我的生活！
If you don mean it, don meddle in my life at will!
这年头，洗澡靠毅力，洗衣靠耐力，起床那叫爆发力！
These days, bathing depends on perseverance, washing depends on endurance, and getting up is called explosive power!
我又不玻璃或者水晶，不会让人轻易就看透！
Im not glass or crystal, and I won let people see through it easily!
要好好努力，要不然人家觉得你除了长得好看，其它一无是处！
Work hard, or people will think you are nothing but good-looking!
人丑就要多读书，难过我那从小就说我不是读书的料！
When people are ugly, they should read more books. I am sorry that I said that I was not cut out for reading!
单身的女孩别着急，也许上帝是想把我这个特别的人留给你了！
Don worry, single girl. Maybe God wants to leave me as a special person to you!
