1、愿得一人心，免得老相亲
I wish to have a heart, so as not to have a blind date
2、今天买了盆害羞草，回去怎么动也不害羞，回去问老板？
Today, I bought a pot of shy grass. I didn feel shy when I went back. I went back to ask the boss?
老板说：可能你买的这盆不要脸
The boss said: maybe you bought this basin shameless
3、作为失败的典型，你真的是太成功了
As a model of failure, you are really successful
4、我不是你爷爷，你别在这装孙子
Im not your grandfather. Don pretend to be grandson here
5、年纪轻轻，就知道用脸吓唬人
When you e young, you know how to scare people with your face
6、人生就像唱歌一样，该高调的时候高调，该低调的时候低调，不然就是跑调
Life is like singing. When it is high-key, when it should be low-key, when it is low-key, it is out of tune
7、只要我有肉吃，你就有骨头啃
As long as I have meat to eat, you have bones to eat
8、脑袋空不要紧，关键是不要进水
It doesn matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water
9、我不是看不起你，而是压根懒得理你
I don look down on you, but I don careabout you
10、在爱情的路上，我总是走走停停，妈妈总说我腿脚不好
On the way of love, I always stop and go. My mother always says that my legs are not good
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