1、以前丑，不好意思发自拍，现在不一样了，脸皮厚了。
I used to be ugly. Im sorry to take selfies. Now its different. Now Im thick skinned.
2、求求你们不要给我群发了，手机一响我就以为我的爱情来了。
Please don send me mass messages. I thought my love was coming when my mobile phone rang.
3、英雄不问出处，恋爱找我速度。
Heroes don ask where they come from, love comes to me quickly.
4、傻瓜，有什么好道歉的呢？我又没有打算原谅你。
Fool, what do you have to apologize for? Im not going to forgive you.
5、我从小就怕黑，所以小时候学习不好，就是因为不敢看黑板。
I was afraid of black since I was a child. When I was a child, I didn learn well because I didn dare to look at the blackboard.
6、今生最大的遗憾：不能亲吻自己可爱的脸。
The biggest regret in my life is that I can kiss my lovely face.
7、这辈子最大的幸福：难过的时候还可以抱抱自己。
The biggest happiness in my life is that I can hold myself when Im sad.
8、小哥哥，谈恋爱吗？我超甜。
Little brother, are you in love? Im super sweet.
9、生活不仅要吃甜头，还要吃肉。
Life needs not only sweetness, but also meat.
10、我还是那么自卑，上街也不敢牵别人的男朋友。
Im still so self abased that I dare not hold other peoples boyfriends hands on the street.
11、别胡说，冰淇淋那么凉，哪来的热量。
Don talk nonsense. Ice cream is so cold that it doesn get the heat.
12、多发发自拍，万一被看上了呢，这种事情很难说。
Take more selfies. Its hard to tell if someone else is interested in it.
13、贫穷限制了我那么多，为什么没有限制我的体重。
Poverty limits me so much. Why not limit my weight.
14、减肥没有那么容易，每块肉都有它的脾气。
Its not so easy to lose weight. Every piece of meat has its temper.
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