1、有情人终成眷属，单身狗不想目睹。
A lover gets married, and a single dog doesn want to see it.
2、太久没牵手，拿个猪肘子找找感觉。
I haven held hands for a long time. Ill take a pigs elbow to find my feeling.
3、假如我年少不自卑，身边的对象肯定一大堆。
If I don feel inferior when Im young, the object around me will definitely push me.
4、别问我单身这么多年怎么过来的，我只能说一笑而过。
Don ask me how I have been single for so many years.
5、如果你不想恋爱，就来找我，因为我真的是凭实力单身。
If you don want to fall in love, come to me, because Im really single by strength.
6、唉，朋友一直跟我说，找到对象要请吃饭，吓得我至今不敢找。
Alas, my friends have been telling me that if I find someone to invite me to dinner, I still dare not look for it.
7、明明只挑战了单身100天，可今天是第985天。
Obviously, I only challenged to be single for 100 days, but today is the 985th day.
8、友谊的小船说翻就翻，爱情的甜蜜说没就没，唯有单身的小狗怎么也不倒。
Friendship of the boat said turn over, love sweet said no, only a single dog how can not fall.
9、说好了一起单身到永久，而你却半路偷偷地找了个女朋友。
Agreed to be single forever, but you secretly find a girlfriend on the way.
10、别人都是恋爱了好多年，而我却是谈恋爱吗，二缺一，问了好多年。
Others have been in love for many years, but I have been in love for many years.
11、别总问我为什么总是一个人吃饭一个人看电影，废话，有选择我能一个人吗？
Don always ask me why I always eat alone and watch movies alone. Nonsense. If I have a choice, can I be alone?
12、问世间情为何物，直教单身狗望不可及。
Ask the world what love is, teach a single dog not to be able to see.
