1、这年头猪都涨价了，凭什么你不能涨价。
The price of pigs has gone up these days. Why can you raise the price.
2、猪不能变成人，而你隔三岔五就变成猪了。
Pigs can become people, and you become pigs every now and then.
3、你这都到了千山鸟飞绝，万径人踪灭的级别了。
You have reached the level of birds flying away and people disappearing in thousands of paths.
4、对你细看，可能就是对眼睛最大的伤害了。
If I take a close look at you, it may be the biggest damage to your eyes.
5、哟，小东西，你长得真别致。
Oh, little thing, you look so special.
6、最近偷猪的挺多，你要躲着点。
There are many people stealing pigs recently. You should hide.
7、你现在不要说话，我想呼吸一下新鲜空气。
Don talk now. I want to have a breath of fresh air.
8、你长得属实颠沛流离，让我不禁感叹你父母的神奇。
You e really a vagrant. I can help but sigh at the wonder of your parents.
9、我不是尔康，只不过那个哥们长得跟我像而已。
Im not Erkang. Its just that some guy looks like me.
10、你是不是皮卡丘的姐姐，皮太痒。
Are you Pikachus sister? Its itchy.
11、你的智商真的很提神。
Your IQ is really refreshing.
12、做人不能这样，缺了狗粮才来找我。
You can be like this. You can come to me until you lack dog food.
13、别站在你的角度看我，我怕你看不懂。
Don look at me from your point of view, Im afraid you can understand.
14、人生没有重来，我漂亮有何不可。
Life has not come back, why not be beautiful.
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