一、我觉得你长得这么美丽，第一个要感谢的就是你爸妈，要不是他们给了你一双巧手，你能把自己P得这么美吗！
I think you grow so beautiful, the first to thank is your parents, if it were not for them to give you a pair of skillful hands, you can put yourself P so beautiful!
二、我们的生活不止眼前的苟且，还有要求背诵全文的课文和要那些要输入验证码抢票才能坐着硬座去的远方。
Our lives are not just about the present, but also about reciting texts and places where you have to enter a captcha to get a ticket to a hard seat.
三、我告诉你心理暗示对于减肥真的非常重要，如果你每天早上起来都对着镜子大喊二十遍：“我是瘦子我是瘦子！”，你只要一直坚持一个月，我想，到时候镜子都会觉得你特别不要脸。
Im telling you that mental cues are so important to losing weight that if you wake up every morning and shout in the mirror twenty times, "Im skinny! Im skinny!" As long as you stick to it for a month, I think the mirror will think you are particularly shameless.
四、今天我去看电影的时候，坐在我边上的妹子一直在我边上哭！我忍不住就给了她一巴掌，她马上说：“天呐，效果好逼真，我感觉好像被打了一巴掌”。
Today, when I went to the movies, the girl sitting next to me was crying all the time! I couldn help but slap her, and she immediately said, "Oh my God, its so real, I feel like Ive been slapped."
五、人家说熬夜对身体伤害非常大，所以我每次晚睡都会点个宵夜，好好进补一下。
People say that staying up late is very harmful to ones health, so I always order a late snack to make up for it.
六、早上挤公交上班，人非常多，这时候我只听见一大妈说：“我们不着急，让这些上班的年轻人先上，他们急着上班，怕迟到”，我当时就觉得心头一暖，可是紧接着我就听见大妈来了一句：“反正我们上的再晚都有座位。”
In the morning, there were so many people going to work by bus. At this time, I only heard one old woman say, "We are not in a hurry. Let these young people go to work first.
七、早上遇见朋友，他请我吃饭，在吃完买单的时候，我就看到他掏钱掏得很慢，就对他说：“要不然我来掏吧！他说：“那怎么好意思呢！”于是我就把手伸进了他的口袋。帮他把钱掏了出来。
When I met my friend in the morning, he invited me to dinner. When I finished the bill, I saw that he was slow to pay out. He said, "How can I be so ashamed?" So I put my hand in his pocket. Helped him out with his money.
八、如果有一天早上起床，你觉得生活没意思，已经快过不下去了，那我建议你拿起镜子，看看镜子里的自己，那么帅气那么可爱的一张脸，你真的舍得辜负和糟蹋吗？
If one day you get up in the morning, you think life is boring, has been fast not to go down, then I suggest you pick up the mirror, look in the mirror of their own, so handsome so lovely face, you really willing to live up to and spoil it?
九、有一部分人早上起床刷牙的时候，都会有恶心和干呕的症状，经过科学研究发现，这类人群都有一个共同特点：就是喜欢照镜子刷牙。
Nausea and retching are common among people who brush their teeth in the morning, according to a new study.
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