1.人真的忙起来，根本没有太多复杂情绪，人太闲才会把鸡毛蒜皮当回事。
People are really busy chicken feathers and garlic skins.
2.我一般下午才出现，不然你早晚得爱上我。
I usually show up in the afternoon, or you will fall in love with me sooner or later.
3.从年初的一无所有，到年终的身无分文，勿忘初心，一年百忙！
From nothing at the beginning of the year to penniless at the end of the year, don forget the original intention, a busy year!
4.我长这么大，拿得起，放得下的也就只有筷子。
I am so big that I can only hold chopsticks.
5.单身久了别说拧瓶盖了，消防栓我都能拧开。
I ve been single for a long time. Don t say screw the bottle cap. I can open the fire hydrant.
6.因为你有双下巴，所以遇到困难了，都不要低头。
Don bow your head when you are in trouble because you have a double chin.
7.挣钱是一种能力，花钱是一种技术，我能力有限，技术却很高。
Earning money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of technology. My ability is limited, but my technology is very high.
8.当真相在穿鞋的时候，谎言已经跑遍了全城。
When the truth is in the shoes, lies have run all over the city.
9.朋友圈发自拍不要太过分，我们可是见过面。
Don overdo it. Weve met.
10.遇到喜欢的人就大胆去追，追不到怕啥，重在参与嘛。
If you meet someone you like, you should go after them boldly. If you can catch up with them, you are afraid of nothing. Its important to participate.
11.我可真是个败家子，上亿财产，我一醒就没了。
Im such a black sheep. Ive got hundreds of millions of assets. Ill be gone as soon as I wake up.
12.刚刚检查了下余额，六位数的支付密码保护着一位数的余额。
Just checked the next balance. The six digit payment password protects the one digit balance.
13.想当小蘑菇什么都不用干，只用撑伞发呆。
If you want to be a mushroom, you don need to do anything, just stay up with an umbrella.
14.脸大的人一般脾气都超好，因为脸大翻脸真的很辛苦。
People with big faces are usually super good tempered, because its really hard to turn their faces around.
15.你千万别动，你左脑是水，右脑是面粉，不动还好，一动全是浆糊。
Don move. Your left brain is water, your right brain is flour. Its ok if you don move. Its all paste.
16.接近我之前你要想清楚，我除了美貌一无所有。
Before you get close to me, you have to think clearly that I have nothing but beauty.
17.愿你终将生活的锋芒，熬成最温柔的浓汤。
May you finally boil the edge of life into the gentlest soup.
18.忍一时越想越亏，退一步越想越气。
Bear for a while more think more lose, step back more think more gas.
19.人要倒霉起来，吃火锅不管坐哪，烟都往你脸上飘。
No matter where you sit, no matter where you eat the hot pot, the smoke will float on your face.
20.你飞翔的越高，再不能飞的人眼中就显得越渺小。
The higher you fly, the smaller the eyes of those who can fly.
21.女生之间何必要那么计较，反正过几十年都是要一起去跳广场舞。
Why do girls care so much? In any case, they will go dancing together for decades.
22.如果照镜子要上税，恐怕有些女人会破产。
If you look in the mirror and pay taxes, Im afraid some women will go broke.
23.痛而不言，笑而不语，迷而不失，惊而不乱。
Pain without words, laugh without words, lost without loss, frightened without disorder.
24.曾经喝汽水的女孩，如今喝起了红糖水。
Girls who used to drink soda now drink brown sugar water.
