你永远叫不醒一个装睡的人，不过可以关了空调试试。
You can never wake up a person who pretends to sleep, but you can turn off the air conditioner.
生活小妙招，吃什么补什么，夏天吃布丁，蚊子就不叮。
Life tips, eat what make up what, eat pudding in summer, mosquitoes will not.
在吗我是女娲，我要热死了，现在给我买个雪糕，我给你捏个对象。
Are you there? Im Nuwa. Im going to die of heat. Now buy me an ice cream and Ill make an object for you.
天要再这么热下去 ，恐怕我冰淇淋的身份，就要曝光了 。夏天的热，也只有钱包里的余额，能让我冷静。
Its going to be so hot again ， Im afraid the identity of my ice cream is about to be exposed 。 The heat of summer, only the balance in my wallet, can make me calm.
从今天开始，我不再是单身狗，而是热狗。
From today on, Im no longer a single dog, but a hot dog.
太热了，感觉撒点孜然，辣椒面，我都可以做五花肉了，再加点生菜包着吃。
Its too hot. I feel like I can make streaky pork with cumin and chili noodles, and then I can wrap it with lettuce.
这么热的天要是没你的冷屁股，真是不知道怎么办了。
I don know what to do without your cold ass on such a hot day.
夏天的风我永远记得，清清楚楚的说要热死我。
Summer wind I always remember, clearly said to heat me.
建议把赞美夏天的拉去太阳底下暴晒，夏天就是因为有你们这群脑残粉，才会肆无忌惮一年来一次，一次来半年。
It is suggested that those who praise summer should be exposed to the sun. In summer, because of your brain powder, they will be unscrupulous once a year, once for half a year.
老天，你是要让所有人知道，这个夏天被火焰山承包了！
God, you want to let everyone know that this summer was contracted by Flame Mountain!
从前有个小孩在重庆上学，上着上着他就热死了。
Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Chongqing. He was so hot.
月老：现在找对象都兴看星座，不管天冷天热，一律找水瓶座，解渴。
Yuelao: now looking for objects are interested in looking at constellations, regardless of hot and cold days, all look for Aquarius, thirst.
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