1.天生我材必有用，俩个小时都不动。
I was born to be useful. I didn move for two hours.
2.万水千山总是情，让我先走行不行。
Thousands of rivers and mountains are always in love. Can I go first.
3.两只黄鹂鸣翠柳，到底还要堵多久。
Two Orioles are singing green willows. How long will they be blocked.
4.一行白鹭上青天，老子挤在最中间。
A line of egrets went up to the sky, and Lao Tzu was in the middle.
5.山重水复疑无路，一觉醒来在原处。
The mountains are heavy, the waters are clear, and there is no way out. I wake up in the same place.
6.前不见古人，后不见来者，念前路之拥堵，陪爱车而涕下。
I don see the ancients before, and I don see the comers after. I think of the traffic jam in front of me, and Im crying with my car.
7.我终于理解进退两难是什么意思了。
I finally understand what a dilemma means.
8.少壮不努力，现在直升机都买不起，只能在高速路上眺望了。
Young people don work hard. Now they can afford a helicopter. They can only look at it on the highway.
9.现在是考验我脚的时刻了，必须掌握好分寸，不然堵车就更严重了。
Now is the time to test my feet. I have to master the propriety, otherwise the traffic jam will be more serious.
10.有车的能在家得瑟就别上高速了，我怕你一时半会下不来。
If you have a car at home, don go on the highway. Im afraid you won be able to get down for a while.
11.前方所有车辆为啥全变成鸡腿，汉堡，水煮肉，面条各种美食了呢。
Why are all the vehicles ahead turning into chicken legs, hamburgers, boiled meat, noodles and all kinds of delicious food.
12.真想天上掉下来一个小哥哥，深情地对我说：亲爱的我来接你了，咱们一起飞吧。
Really want to fall from the sky, a little brother, affectionately said to me: dear, I come to pick you up, lets fly together.
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